This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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