Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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