We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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