Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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