We named our party play list daddy issues
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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