How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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