I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize