I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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