i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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