wat bout pragnant strippers??
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
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When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
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I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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