You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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