GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Randomize
