I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
