Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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