PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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