just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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