you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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