i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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