Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
