**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
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They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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