Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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