Dual....:-)
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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