Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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