the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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