I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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