I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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