My nipple is on Facebook.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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