Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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