For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
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I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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