Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
just tell him i said nine months
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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