like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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