My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
my sisters under your porch take her home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
My dick has a subreddit
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