did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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