well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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