Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
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you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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