Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I enjoy the company of your penis
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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