90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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