there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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