put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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