I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
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Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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