She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
