kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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