Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
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He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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