thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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