More tranny stories later!
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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