I just pynch a tree in the face
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
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we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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