erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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