Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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