Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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