He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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