we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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