So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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