She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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