do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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