just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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