Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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