Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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